Dating got you down? Channel Queen Lizzo, a.k.a. the Queen of Wands, who reminds you that you are 100% that bitch, so get out there and take what you deserve.

The Wheel of Fortune reminds love-seekers that the universe can smile on you one day and come in like a wrecking ball the next, as Miley knows too well. Stay in the moment.

Dating can be a slog, especially during a pandemic, but don’t give up. There’s a lot of life to live, as Betty White knows, and the Sun promises you the golden glow of success.

If you want to impress someone special (over Zoom, natch) dress like Harry Styles and act like the Knight of Cups. With their confidence and charm you’ll win everyone over.

If you suspect your lover’s playing behind your back, ask yourself WWDD? (What would Dolly do?) The Strength card knows: draw on your own powers of persuasion and tell that Jolene to back the eff off.

Some lucky lovers are spoiled for choice (looking at you, T-Swift). How to choose? The High Priestess suggests a break from social media. Spend time alone, meditate on what you want, and then manifest it.

You’re drunk in love à la Queen Bey and it feels gooood. Don’t listen to the naysayers who swear it’ll never last. The Magician is in your corner, and the strength of her desire paired with her willpower prove you’ve got the power to keep it rolling.

Dating a bad boy whose ways you want to tame? Take it from Lana, it ain’t gonna happen. The Eight of Cups says what you don’t want to hear, but need to—it is time to move on.